Animals can be sweet and cute and cuddly and adorable–I love my pets. And in some ways, animals are just like us. They eat, they sleep, they mate… and they have feelings.
Who doesn’t want to say hi to a friendly dog, or pet a cat… at times it’s even tempting to touch a racoon when you’re camping. But these animals—let’s just say you might not want to get too close! These animals are either in a bad mood, extremely bossy, or possibly possessed.
Thanks to everyone who took the time to document and shoot these crazy looking animals so we can share them with our friends and family.
1) I See You
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! This kitty looks other-worldly in it’s hiding place under the kitchen rug. Do you dare sneak up on this cat under the mat?
How funny that this little kitty sat right on this little light! Maybe it’s cold outside and this cat was looking for a little warmth. Either way, it looks like Halloween!
3) What Did You Say To Me?
This kangaroo is cut!! It looks like he or she has a bone to pick. If the roo did that to the bucket, I don’t want to know what the roo could do to me!
4) “’Cause this is thriller…Thriller night”
I’m hearing the music for Michael Jackson’s thriller in my head. This looks like a take right out of the music video! Watch out or this cute and fuzzy ghoul will get you.
5) This Looks B-a-a-a-d
We will find you. We know where you live! These sheep look like they are straight out of Children of the Corn (1984). I wonder if something like this inspired Steven King’s short story the movie was based on?!
6) Defying Gravity
Some cats walk on window sills. This cat seems to walk upside down on air! Be careful or this kitty might cast a spell on you!
7) The Strongest Cat Alive
It looks like this kitty is about to do some all-out magic and bring all the bricks down. Watch where you step!
8) Meerkat Mafia
Watch out! These cute little meekrats look like they have some seriously sinister plans. The one in the far back looks like a mob boss!
9) She’s In a Bad Moooo-d
This cow looks grumpy! It looks like she has been in a boxing match and then came directly to your house to collect the rent. Better not let her in!
10) Christmas Cat-zilla
Haha! This cat is way scarier than the Grinch! It’s so funny how the cat is staring down the Santa statue. Santa looks scared!
11) Put your finger through that crack, I dare you
Don’t mess with this rooster, he’s got his eye on you! I wonder if he got upset and pecked that part of the fence out with his beak. Better watch out!
12) Tortoise Attack!
Woah. How did this even happen? Did the tortoise have a burrowed out nest under the house and get a little carried away? Or maybe the tortoise smelled dinner!
13) The Princess and the Frogs
We need seven volunteers to kiss these frogs and turn them into royalty. Either that or Seven Brides for Seven Frog-there.
14) Snail Milk
No way!! I’m not sure if I can believe this one. Do snails even drink milk? It would be pretty amazing if they did. Let’s do an internet search!
Check out that window. There’s a unicorn in the house! Oh, wait, it’s a horse. “A horse is a horse, of course, of course…”
16) Gollum’s Cat
This Sphynx’s arm looks too human in this picture—it’s uncomfortable! Watch out, I think the blanket is this hairless cat’s “precious”.
17) Dog Voodoo
Are these dogs in a cult? It looks like they are about to summon a spell or another dog back from the afterlife. I’m feeling inspired to watch All Dogs Go To Heaven (1989) with my niece.
18) Demonic Horns!
These horns look pretty scary. How does an animal grow four of those that are this long?! We don’t want to get this goat’s goat.
19) My Insides Are Glowing
Haha! I hope this was a safety light and this kitten didn’t get hurt. It looks like an alien is about to bust out of its kitten suit!
20) “I’m Gonna Make Him An Offer He Can’t Refuse…”
This big grey sea lion sure does look like a gangster. Gangster mafia, to be exact. Better watch your step at the aquarium!
21) Polly Want a Kitty?
It looks like this cat was caught at his own game, caught by the bird and put in a cage. Is it just me, or is this parrot giving us the evil eye?
22) Hen Hex
Are these hens witches? It looks like they came together and planned a secret coven, in the shape of a Lunar Spiral. Maybe they are upset about the farmers taking all of their eggs!
23) I Control the Lighting
Pet bird, or magical villain? You decide. But the lightning combined with the look on this bird’s face stricks fear in me. I hope the owner is generous with bird treats!
24) I Am the King Of Frogs and People
You may not move your car until I say so. It even looks like this little frogs areas are folded as it sits on this person’s car windshield in the driveway.
25) Boss Turtle
This turtle really is a boss-lady (or a boss-man). Look at the turtle pose with this fancy shell. Any amphibian who can boss around an alligator has my respect!
26) Edgar Allan Poe’s Yard Equipment
How dare you be louder than me! It is my job to annoy the humans with loud sounds! This is one brave bird, that is for sure. Seeing a crow chase you with a chainsaw would be terrifying. You might want to be careful the next time you are out gardening!
27) Mad Cow Fire
This cow looks pretty amazing, walking on burning hot coals. It fills me with questions. Did the cow start the fire? Is this cow from another world? Should I be afraid of this cow? YES.
28) The Ghost of Raccoon’s Past
Are the deer being haunted by this raccoon? Maybe, but one look at their eyes tells me maybe the deer are in on this spooky campsite visit.
29) Jabba the Frog
This frog looks like the big boss with his (or her) arms folded like that! I bet she (or he) is making demands of that human holding him (or her). Feed me many crickets, servant!
I hope that gull didn’t snatch those teeth right out of someone’s mouth! I thought seagulls were supposed to be friendly. That’s what Sebastian from The Little Mermaid (1989) taught me!
31) When Pigs Fly… Or When Birds Fly On Pigs!
This bird is definitely giving off a Harry Potter vibe. You know when Bellatrix is attacking Dobby? Better watch out for this cockatoo!
32) Make America Great Again
Why does this bird remind me of Donal Trump on a windy day? The bird already has the face down, now if a good gust of wind would get up under Donald’s hair then we would have great side-by-side picture that really would make America great again.
33) *Poof* I’m Up Here
Woah, how did that dog get up there? Maybe the dog’s name is Loki and Loki used his pup magic. Talk about freaking the other dogs out!
34) Attack Of the Killer Sewer Geese!
These geese could have migrated down below the city and turned into monster geese from radioactive residue in the water. First, it’s your shoe…next, the capital buildings!
35) Look Into My Eyes…
This owl is going to hypnotize me. Watch out! That is one sinister look in those red eyes!
Did you think that was yours? Your ice cream has been commandeered by this crazy hungry seagull.
37) We Will You To Become Vegetarian
Was that you who ate a hamburger today? These cows are not messing around. They will come for you. Watch out!
38) Fish Island
Don’t even try to come ashore on this bird’s little “fish island”. One look in that’s bird’s eye and you know that would be a mistake. It’s also creepy that this bird can float on a dead fish in the water…
39) Stolen View
There is no nice way to put this. Your balcony view has been stolen by a horse. Also, how are you going to get the horse down?
40) Why Does This Cat Have An Upside Down Red Cross…
Woah! This cat looks possessed. Better give this kitty all of the good presents under that tree. Keep this cat happy!