When you’re on a road trip, sometimes you (or your passenger if you are the one driving) look to road signs as a form of entertainment. Hey, staring at license plates can only be fun for so long, right?
If you find yourself driving through Colorado and want to take a break from the gorgeous greenery and trees around you, take a drive through Indian Hills Community. There, you might find some hilarious road signs by a Colorado native and volunteer at the community center, Vince Rozmiarek.
After making a clever road sign five years ago as an April Fools prank, Vince found a newfound hobby, and he never looked back.
“I put up a sign that really stirred up the area,” he shared. “We have a heavy police presence in the town of Morrison, which is next to Indian Hills, and they run a ton of speed traps. The sign said ‘Indian Hills annexed by Morrison, slow down.’ Many people believed that prank, and the amount of attention it brought was really surprising.”
Why does Vince go out of his way to create these hilarious signs? Purely to make people laugh. To keep things fresh, he’ll update the community center sign a few times a week, and he even cater his jokes to holidays and themed events.
“It is hard to keep coming up with material, but I do try,” Vince said.
To catch some of Vince’s greatest hits, check out these 15 signs below.
1. Think about it
A good pun features clever word play. A great pun is multi-layered, just like this one. Good one, Vince!
2. Dogs vs. cats
Dogs rule and cats drool? This road sign would like to beg to differ. Face it – there are some things cats can do better than dogs!
3. Chocolate tease
We’ve been there. We try to be good, eating healthy proteins and greens. But then in the corner of our eye, we see a little brown bar, and maybe we hear a crinkle. And there it is, a chocolate bar, mocking you with it’s sweet taste.
4. Always there to give you a hand
There aren’t many things in life we can count on. At least our fingers will always be there for us! That’s right – all five of them!
5. Couldn’t agree more
Is coffee still coffee without caffeine? Not according to Vince. I think we can all agree decaf coffee is depresso.
6. It’s all about perspective
You can’t spell dysfunctional without fun. Just like you can’t spell slaughter without laugh… though that probably wouldn’t look as good on a sign.
He’s right. Mountains are as pretty as they are hill areas! Certainly worth visiting in Colorado!
8. Here’s one for all the laundry fans out there
For some of us, doing laundry is fun. There’s something satisfying in seeing your nice clean clothes and ironing out all the fine wrinkles. And yes, irony is the opposite of wrinkly.
9. Always good to have a friend
We all need a friend who will do the heavy lifting for us. Sure, you should have someone to laugh with you, but only great friends will laugh at you.
10. A uniting cause
Finally, something we can all get behind. Sure, America is great, but it can be grate. And hey, I like cheesy puns!
11. Good try
Don’t think weather conditions could make a good pun? Think again. This was not an opportunity mist.
12. Poor unfortunate soul
Imagine a world without mood rings. How would we know what we are feeling? I know one thing we would feel: lost.
13. So awkward
A good pun sign can make you holler with laughter! Is it against the law to be hilarious? If so, Vince is guilty as charged.
Vince is funny, but he’s not afraid to get sassy either! This would make me chuckle if I were driving by. Saucy!
15. All in good fun
Gotta love someone with a good sense of humor! I love signs like these. What a smart way to change things up!
Can’t get enough of Vince’s clever wordplay? We couldn’t agree more! Check out all of Vince’s pun-tastic signs on the Indian Hills Community Sign Facebook page.
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