1) Adult Reading
Women who deny that they spend at least part of their day reading women’s magazines may not be being totally honest. After all, its a girls thing.
2) Math Quiz
She obviously doesn’t care about the subject of Math. Perhaps she should study English.
By the looks of her tweet, she could use some grammar skills.
3) Shrunken Shoes
4) Bad Men
I wonder if this girl is a relationship therapist of some sort. How is the status of her relationship. She seems to be negative towards older men.
5) Left On Couch
This is a response from a typical man. They fall asleep on the couch and when their partner leaves them there, they feel very lonely.This woman’s man awoke her in the early hours of the morning to tell her that.
6) Hair Or Sex
Is this girl referring to hair bangs or sex bangs? Are hair bangs out of style? Is she adverse to one night stands?
7) Pill Bust
This girl takes things quite literally. She wonders if antibiotics kill the effect of probiotics. I’m sure she was a child with many questions growing up.
8) Drunk Alert
This girl is too funny. When a guy tells her a drunk woman is a turn-off, she simply states she does not drink for her personal image, she drinks to make her date look more attractive.
9) Dog Face
Funny photo with a very small dog wearing a muzzle. Like who are they protecting, Midgits? The dog looks pretty friendly to me.
10) Men Are Garbage
This is a funny tweet about a girl referring to a garbage pail as her boyfriend. She obviously thinks that men are garbage. Or perhaps she means men belong in the garbage.
11) Seasonal Changes
This girl is making the similarity between this sign and what women may look like during changing seasons. For some reason, women usually look better in the summer. This can be due to sunbathing and looking sunkissed.
12) Girl Gone Sour
This girl is really going to piss off her ex. She is allowing her ex to use her Netflix account to watch a program up to the 2nd last episode and then is terminating her account. She doesn’t get mad, she gets even.
This girl loves her alone time. When she spends time with people she has to spend extra time alone. Maybe she grew up an only child.
14) Burned Out
This person is obviously experiencing burnout. She is too busy during her normal daily life to do the things she has to do and likes to do. Her job must be very stressful.
15) Fake Romance
It is sad when someone vacations in a romantic location alone. This poor girl had to kiss a stranger for a fake romantic photo. A picture can be worth a thousand words.
I hope this guy i met at the Eiffel Tower and asked for a pic of us kissing so i could pretend i had a romantic time in Paris is doing good. pic.twitter.com/KD4mxMI9NX
— kristiana (@KristianaKuqi) November 1, 2019
16) Past Beauty
Often women want to be something they are not appearance-wise. They worried they are not pretty enough at one stage in their life. Then they want to go back in time and look like they once did.
17) Grand Therapy
When your therapist has a therapist this could be a red flag. How can someone provide guidance and support when they clearly need it themselves. Get a new therapist.
18) Sweet Shake
When you go through a drive thru fast food place crying, things can change at the window. This upset girl ordered one thing and when she got to the window the salesgirl told her she needed something else. A feel good milkshake was in order.
19) Only In The Movies
This funny tweet compares real-life injury and pain to the make-belief stuff that happens in the movies. Remember when your parents told you it’s only a movie, it’s not real? Suck it up, Suzie.
20) Unfriendly Friend
When you are dating a guy that your friends don’t like it can become an issue. Do you ditch the guy, or do you ditch the friend? Who do you like better?
21) Stove Frenzy
Does it really matter what stove element you use while cooking? Normally people use the one closest to them that fits the pan they are using. I don’t think it comes down to
22) Sisterly Love
Obviously this little sister asks her older sister for money. When the older sister tells her she’s broke, the little sister thinks of a way to get more money. Kids have way to much access to social media.
23) Bully Free
Make-up job gone wrong. Dad protects his daughter from being bullied. Good job Dad on being preemptive.
24) Dad’s Approval
When girls model new clothing for their Dad’s are they looking for his approval or just a man’s point of view on the clothing. Not really sure about this one.
25) Always Late
This girl has been obviously late for work every day for the last five years. Perhaps leaving early will enable her to arrive on time. Maybe a new route is in order.
26) Bra Fix
Funny spoof on bra experiences. This girl needs to buy bras that fit properly. Many stores will measure you and give you the correct bra size you should wear.
27) Blonde Moment
Too funny. A spoof on a blonde girl joke. This picture represents a blonde girl waiting for a text on a landline. However, twitter should know you actually can get text messages on landlines.
28) Bag Obsessed
This girl clearing has OCD. She gets upset when cashiers do not bag her items as they appear on the conveyer belt. She needs to take a chill pill.
I don't like the person I become when the grocery store cashier bags my groceries out of the order that I put them on the belt.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) October 7, 2018
29) Which Flavour
Never send a guy to buy you feminine products. They really don’t know what they are doing. Thank God for cell phones with data.
30) Didn’t Get Around To It
This girl needs to put a honey to do list on their fridge. Men’s priorities in the home are so different than women’s. If all else fails, do it yourself.
31) No Sympathy
It’s hard to understand why someone would be upset after they’ve been dumped due to cheating. Are they guilt tears? Or are they I got caught tears?
32) Nature Calls
Men just don’t understand women’s anatomy. When nature calls, it calls, there’s no preventing it. I’m sure he’d be more worried if she missed her period.
33) Food Critic
Why is it people have to comment on the foods we choose to eat. Like are you eating it? Mind your damn business.
34) Young Likes
This girl needs to know, you really don’t know who you are meeting on dating sites. The could be an axe murderer for all you know. I’m sure murder is not listed as an interest of theirs.
35) Wife In Disguise
Skype users beware. You never know who is behind you when you are on a skype call. Personal calls not usually a problem, however, work calls can be a problem.
36) Never Assume Anything
Unless people know the situation they should keep their comments to themselves. This guy thought she was going on a booty call, when really she was going to her Mom’s house. She just went along with his comment.
37) Babies Only
Hospital questionnaires should be more specific. This poor girl answered the best she could. The nurse had to correct her choices.
38) All Grown Up
When girls put certain personal information on social media, there are many guys that tell her not to post that kind of information. These guys should keep their comments to themselves. Social Media is a freedom of speech platform. Deal with your own life.
39) Puppy Love
This girl is a big dog lover. She comments on this dog staring her down and refers to the dog beside her as his wife.
Very cute post.
40) Emotional Support
It’s always comforting to know to have friends to support you in times of need. True friends stick by you during good times as well as bad times. When the chips are down you always know who your real friends are.